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Rockenspiel
Release date – 4/10/2012

Produced by Paul Colman and Tedd T
Recorded by Jeremy Michael, Paul Colman and Tedd T at the niche lounge and Antenna Studios, Franklin, TN
Electric guitars recorded by George Cochinni and Paul Colman at Tigerback Studios, Arrington, TN
Mixed and edited by Jeremy Michael at Fedora
Mastered by Eric Conn AT Independent Mastering, Nashville, TN.
Album design by Justin Reynolds for Cashmere Creative – www.cashmerecreative.com

In 2009
some geese went insane
Flew into America
And attacked one of our planes

This national threat
We just can’t ignore
And even though nobody died
It was still an act of war

Canadian Geese
Go back to Canada
You’ve overstayed your welcome in America
Canadian Geese
Please fly away from here
We’ll turn you into pillows
If you don’t disappear

They came to destroy
Our fields and our ponds
These stupid birds have no regard
For Immigration Laws

Call Parliament
Start spreading the word
If your geese don’t stay in Canada
We’ll have a new Thanksgiving bird

Canadian Geese
Go back to Canada
You’ve overstayed your welcome in America
Canadian Geese
Please fly away from here
We’ll turn you into pillows
If you don’t disappear

Take back your goose
Take back your gander
And when you’re done
Please take back Justin Bieber (3 times)

Give me some direction
To your frozen section
I ran out of groceries
I need something tasty
I’ve been hungry lately
I need something savory
With meatballs
Yeah
Pepperoni
Yeah
Not Bologna
Oh no.

Chorus:
Hot Pocket
The cheese explodes in my mouth
Like a rocket
And I want you, and I need you
Hot Pocket
The cheese explodes in my mouth
Like a rocket
I want a hot meal
Without a big deal
Yeah

Breakfast, lunch, and dinner
They call me a sinner
It’s Hot Pocket gluttony
Come on girl get with it
Go and get your tickets
To the flavor Symphony
Featuring
Fajitas
Yeah
Philly Cheese Steak
Yeah
And Turkey
Oh Yeah

Chorus:
Hot Pocket
The cheese explodes in my mouth
Like a rocket
And I want you, and I need you
Hot Pocket
The cheese explodes in my mouth
Like a rocket
I want a hot meal
Without a big deal
Yeah

Unwrap the product put it in a crisping sleeve
Place it on a paper plate microwave on high
After 2 minutes, take it out of the crisping sleeve
Cause then it’s finished
And it’s better then you can believe
It’s the greatest thing you’ll ever eat

Hot Pockets

Chorus:
Hot Pocket
The cheese explodes in my mouth
Like a rocket (Don’t you know that I need it)
And I want you, and I need you
Hot Pocket
The cheese explodes in my mouth
Like a rocket
I want a hot meal
Without a big deal
Yeah

And now one more time in Spanish

Bolsillos Caliente, el queso explota en mi boca como un cohete,
Y lo quiero y lo necesito,
Bolsillos caliente, el queso explota en mi boca como un cohete,
Quiero comida caliente sin un trato grande.

Monday, I did something lame
Tuesday, you know I did the same
But then suddenly Wednesday came
And that’s the day that everything changed

I’ma put on the new Josh Groban
Get this party goin
Light up a Yankee candle
Turn on the Disney Channel
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Chorus:
I’m gonna party like it’s Wednesday
We’ll throw down all night
Won’t go to bed before 9:30
Got a 6 pack of Sunny Delight
The party don’t stop till the bottles are empty
It’s Wednesday

Thursday, I did nothing at all
Friday, I just stared at the wall
And on the Weekend, I pretend it’s Wednesday

Gonna roll up in my Camry
At Sam’s Club with my family
If Chuck E Cheese is open
Make it rain with all our tokens
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Chorus:
I’m gonna party like it’s Wednesday
We’ll throw down all night
Won’t go to bed before 9:30
Got a 6 pack of Sunny Delight
The party don’t stop till the bottles are empty
It’s Wednesday
We’ll throw down all night
Won’t go to bed before 9:30
Got a 6 pack of Sunny Delight
The party don’t stop till the bottles are empty
It’s Wednesday

Bridge:
Wednesday I let go
But the rest of the week
Well, it moves too slow

On Wednesday the sky’s the limit,
On Tuesday night I start counting the minutes.
I might organize the bathroom closet,
Or go to the bank and make a deposit.
Sometimes my mom comes over
We watch reruns of Extreme makeover
I make a salad with a Vinaigrette
I’m all out of croutons, I’m filled with regret
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Chorus:
I’m gonna party like it’s Wednesday
We’ll throw down all night
Won’t go to bed before 9:30
Got a 6 pack of Sunny Delight
The party don’t stop till the bottles are empty
It’s Wednesday
We’ll throw down all night
Won’t go to bed before 9:30
Got a 6 pack of Sunny Delight
The party don’t stop till the bottles are empty
It’s Wednesday

Check me out by the wall at the dance
Looking sharp in my high-water sweatpants
I wish I was at home where I could be blogging
And watching wrestling
I hang out and play Magic Cards after school
With all the crossing guards they’re cool
Yeah I believe in Magic

Chorus:
I was first in line to buy Halo Reach
On Friday night I play D & D
You say I’m a Dork, but that’s ok
I’m going to be your boss one day

Check me out in the back of the class
I’m daydreaming about World of Warcraft
While I write dirty words on my calculator
I’ll show you later
Even my mother picks on me
I dress up when I watch Lord of the Rings
Even when I’m home by myself

Chorus:
When I play dodgeball there isn’t any doubt
I’ll be last picked, I’ll be the first one out
You say I’m a dork, but that’s ok
I’m going to be your boss one day.

Bridge:
Partner up in science class with me
We’ll see if there’s any chemistry
I don’t understand girls but I’m a fast learner
Baby you’re hotter then a Bunsen burner
Let’s recreate the scene from ET
Where Elliot let’s the frogs go free

Chorus:
All my favorite films are in Japanese
I know what it means when you say RPG
You say I’m a dork, but that ok
I’m going to be your boss. . .

They finally let me on the football field
Cause in marching band I play the Glockenspiel
I know I’m a dork, but that’s ok
I’m going to be your boss
I’m going to be your boss one day

Saw her on the sidewalk
Selling Lemonade
Her name was Jessica
We were in the 3rd grade
She had style she was cute
In her stonewashed jeans
And her Jellyshoes
Within a week I was calling her my girlfriend
That’s when I started to neglect my Teddy Ruxpin
We spent a lot of time talking on the phone
And watching classic films like Home Alone
She put Bryan Adams on a mixtape for me
And then in 4th grade she started to ignore me
She got into makeup
I got into kickball
It was a messy breakup

Chorus:
Red Rover (Red Rover)
Me and Jessica are over
She broke my heart and hurt my wrist
With her slap bracelet
Red Rover (Red Rover)
Me and Jessica are over
And I don’t think I’ll ever fall in love again
In love again
At least not till I’m 10

She asked me to dance at the Halloween Party
I was Jake the Snake and she was Tonya Harding
The next day when I asked her out
She said I can’t right now I’ve got to watch Full House
Pretty soon things got a little messy
She found a new guy he looked like Uncle Jesse
I should’ve known right from the start
While I played Nintendo she played with my heart
When we were young we took so much for granted
Like Hootie and the Blowfish and Pluto as a planet
Now she’s alone at Walmart
I’m stalking her on Facebook
She should not have broken my heart

Chorus:
Red Rover (Red Rover)
Me and Jessica are over
She broke my heart and hurt my wrist
With her slap bracelet
Red Rover (Red Rover)
Me and Jessica are over
And I don’t think I’ll ever fall in love again
In love again
At least no till I’m 10

Bridge:
I just want to love want to be loved baby
Want to share my life and my lunch with you baby
Your pigtails, your backpack, your candy necklace
You jumped off the swings you were just so reckless
I just want to love want to be loved baby
Everything about you just drove me crazy
Your Scrunchie collection and matching bracelets
Saved by the Bell shirt and denim jacket
Your walkman was rocking the Michael Bolton
These wonder years rip my heart wide open

Red Rover
Me and Jessica are over

Chorus:
Red Rover (Red Rover)
Me and Jessica are over
She broke my heart and hurt my wrist
With her slap bracelet
Red Rover (Red Rover)
Me and Jessica are over
And I don’t think I’ll ever fall in love again
Oh, I don’t think I’ll ever fall in love again
No, I don’t think I’ll ever fall in love again
In love again
At least no till I’m 10

I love the way that it makes me feel
Every time I hear that glockenspiel
Dave takes out his magic wand
And drops it on the glock
Like an atomic bomb
Oh yeah, the Rockenspiel

You can tell he was born to play
You can tell he practices everyday
You know he might miss a note or 2
Cause he’s rocking it harder then Motley Crew

Chorus:
I rock everytime that I hear the glock
I rock every time that I hear the glock
I rock everytime that I hear the glock
I rock everytime that I hear the glock

What’s that sound ringing in my head
Every single night when I go to bed
I dream about the future of Rock and Roll
And the glockenspiel is going to take control

What’s going on in the world right now
We want to make peace but we don’t know how
Just throw down your knives and throw down your guns
Pick up a glockenspiel and have some fun

Chorus:
I rock everytime that I hear the glock
I rock every time that I hear the glock
I rock everytime that I hear the glock
I rock everytime that I hear the glock

Glock solo

I rock everytime that I hear the glock
I rock every time that I hear the glock
I rock everytime that I hear the glock
I rock everytime that I hear the glock

I rock everytime that I hear the glock
I rock every time that I hear the glock
I rock everytime that I hear the glock
I rock everytime that I hear the glock

I rock everytime that I hear the glock
I rock every time that I hear the glock
I rock everytime that I hear the glock
I rock everytime that I hear the glock

Ladies and gentlemen
From Stryper
Mr. Oz Fox

Can you feel?
The Glockenspiel
Can you feel?
The Glockenspiel
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

In my dorm room, planning my spring break again.
This year I wanna go somewhere that I’ve never been.
All the rich kids are flying down to Mexico,
But me and my friends, we are way too poor to go.

I called a travel agent,
To get some information
For fifty bucks a person,
Where can we go on vacation?

Chorus:
So while you’re staring at the sun with your toes in the sand,
I’ll be having fun in a minivan,
Driving through New Jersey with the windows up
Listening to Bon Jovi, are you jealous of us?

Whoa oh we’re halfway there
Spring break Delaware

When we get bored, we can go down to the beach,
And imagine what it’s like when it’s not 42 degrees.
When we’re hungry, we can still eat Mexican,
Cuz we can always go to a Taco Bell in Wilmington.

Land of the great Joe Biden
At least it’s not Rhode Island
This whole new world we’re travelin’
Has me feeling like Aladdin.

We’re halfway there
Spring Break Delaware(x2)

So while you’re staring at the sun with your toes in the sand,
I’ll be having fun in a minivan,
Driving through New Jersey,with the windows up,
Listening to Bon Jovi, are you jealous of us?
And while you’re hanging out with girls at a five star resort,
I’ll be watching nerds re-enact the civil war
I got a hotel room at a motel six,
Can’t wait to see the Delaware memorial bridge.

Whoa oh we’re halfway there
Spring Break Delaware(x2)

We’re going south of the border…of Pennsylvania,
Gonna hang out in my hotel room, and watch Wrestlemania,
Because it rhymes.

(outro)In my dorm room, planning my spring break again,
This year I wanna go somewhere that I’ve never been.

We, we used to be the best of friends
Hanging out where the real world ends
In Cyber Space
Then You, you started commenting on everything
And you wouldn’t stop poking me
In my Cyber-Face

Pre-Chorus-
I can’t take it, can’t you see
You are blowing up my newsfeed
Don’t be offended
You’ve been Defriended

Chorus:
Will we ever get by this
Can we ever survive this
Facebook Breakup
I tried hard to avoid this
But now I’m gonna enjoy this
Facebook Breakup

I don’t want to read your favorite quote
Or the lyrics to the song you wrote
I’m sure it’s great
Oh no, another invite to your event
The 27th one that you sent
Just today

Pre-Chorus
Don’t take it hard, it’s not the end
You’ve still got a dozen friends
Don’t be offended
You’ve been Defriended

Chorus:
Will we ever get by this
Can we ever survive this
Facebook Breakup
I tried hard to avoid this
But now I’m gonna enjoy this
Facebook Breakup

Bridge:
Stop tagging me
Spamming me
I can’t wait
Till you ask me to care
For your goats in Farmville
I let all your
Crops and Animals die

Half Chorus:
Will we ever get by this
Can we ever survive this

Chorus:
Will we ever get by this
Can we ever survive this
Facebook Breakup
I tried hard to avoid this
But now I’m gonna enjoy this
Facebook Breakup

You posted that your listening to Nickleback on Spotify
And that you’re going to the fan club party tonight
I don’t believe you’re rolling on the floor laughing out loud
A couple thousand posts a day shouldn’t be allowed

Riding on my tractor
Listening to Dr. Dre
It’s hard to act gangsta
When I’m picking up bails of hay
But yo it’s crazy in the farmland
Police be stopping me for no reason
So I gots to hide my gat
Cause it’s not quite hunting season
It’s a hardknock life when you’re living on a farm
Waking up early, straight up going to the barn
I know we in the country but we keep it real
With corn rolls in our hair, and corn rows in the field

Chorus:
Everybody thinks they’re gangsta now
Even kids in small towns milking cows
Listening to Tupac while they plow
Everybody thinks they’re gangsta now

I holla at the shorties
In my souped up SUV
Well it’s actually my mother’s car
So they don’t holla back at me
You should see me when I’m ballin
Yo my skills are off the chain
And you should see me when I’m dancing
You can tell I watch Soul Train
Though my crib is a doublewide it don’t mean a thing
When I’m rollin through the mall and I’m sporting all my bling
Showing off my stereo in the parking lot
Bust out Vanilla Ice and I drops it like it’s hot

Chorus:
Everybody thinks they’re gangsta now (Everybody thinks they’re gangasta!)
Even kids in small towns milking cows (Everybody thinks they’re gangsta)
Listening to Tupac while they plow (Listening to Tupac, My man Tupac)
Everybody thinks they’re gangsta now

Bridge:
I holla at the shorties

Chorus:
Everybody thinks they’re gangsta now
Even kids in small towns milking cows

Everybody thinks they’re gangsta now (Everybody thinks they’re gangsta)
Even kids in small towns milking cows (Ooooooh)
Listening to Tupac while they plow (Listening to Tupac, while they plow)
Everybody thinks they’re gangsta now

It’s been 6 months
Since I’ve seen your face
But each time we meet
Leaves me with a bad taste in my mouth
I miss the comfort of your waiting room
But for my 2nd molar this place is a tomb
You say I never floss enough
I can never keep up
You’re demanding too much from me

(pre-chorus)You only talk to me when I can’t talk back
So just shut your mouth and get rid of my plaque
(chorus)Why does this relationship hurt so bad?
You say I don’t do my part and it’s making you mad
All of this Novocain is leaving me numb
But I still feel the pain when you criticize my gums
I still feel the pain when you criticize my gums

You say I need a filling
But you need a heart
Your insensitive drilling
Is tearing my mouth apart
Throw away that lollipop
It won’t work anymore
I know all your tricks
You’ve used that one before
I don’t know why I trusted
You screwed up my bicuspid
My smile looks so busted
Thanks to you

(pre-chorus)You said it tastes like bubble gum,
Here give it a try
Now my mouths full of fluoride
Cause your mouths full of lies

(chorus)Why does this relationship hurt so bad?
You say I don’t do my part and it’s making you mad
All of this Novocain is leaving me numb
But I still feel the pain when you criticize my gums
I still feel the pain when you criticize my gums

All of this Novocain (4 times)

A build up of plaque just might lead to gingivitis
Gingivitis might result in tooth decay (Repeated)

Novocain

Why does this relationship hurt so bad?
You say I don’t do my part and it’s making you mad
All of this Novocain is leaving me numb
But I still feel the pain when you criticize my gums

Why does this relationship hurt so bad?
You say I don’t do my part and it’s making you mad
All of this Novocain is leaving me numb
But I still feel the pain when you criticize my gums
I still feel the pain when you criticize my gums
I still feel the pain when you criticize my gums

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